28 December 2005
Job Soul Searching
26 December 2005
2005: A Year in Review
2005: A Year in Review
25 December 2005
Mr Creosote, Jr.
Mr Creosote, Jr.
24 December 2005
Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve
23 December 2005
Throw another blog on the fire
Throw another blog on the fire
19 December 2005
More Holiday Cheer
More Holiday Cheer
18 December 2005
Picture Time!
Picture Time!
18 December 2005
Plush monkeys and balloons
Plush monkeys and balloons
17 December 2005
Holidays, because there are more than one
Holidays, because there are more than one
16 December 2005
Hotline
Hotline
15 December 2005
Kiss me, I’m Churlish
Kiss me, I’m Churlish
14 December 2005
Will work for food
Will work for food
14 December 2005
Party, uh, on... or whatever
Party, uh, on... or whatever
12 December 2005
A Hodgepodge
A Hodgepodge
11 December 2005
Mad monkey
Mad monkey
10 December 2005
Wah wah waaaaaaah.
Wah wah waaaaaaah.
9 December 2005
Cough cough hack
Cough cough hack
08 December 2005
And now... achoo.
And now... achoo.
06 December 2005
Bleeders
Bleeders
05 December 2005
Why We Drink
Why We Drink
04 December 2005
Picture Pages
Picture Pages
04 December 2005
The One About T&A
The One About T&A
03 December 2005
Heaven Can Wait
Heaven Can Wait
30 November 2005
I, Robot
I, Robot
29 November 2005
Just the Hole
Just the Hole
28 November 2005
It’s sarcasm.
It’s sarcasm.
27 November 2005
Berries, burrs and birds
Berries, burrs and birds
26 November 2005
Forward thinking
Forward thinking
25 November 2005
This is not an entry
This is not an entry
24 November 2005
This entry: Dull as dirt.
This entry: Dull as dirt.
24 November 2005
Journey of 1000 Miles
Journey of 1000 Miles
23 November 2005
Basket Case
Basket Case
22 November 2005
Butt Monkey
Butt Monkey
21 November 2005
Chuck Norris is God
Chuck Norris is God
20 November 2005
Wet Ones
Wet Ones
20 November 2005
Son of a Beach
Son of a Beach
19 November 2005
I saw a sign
I saw a sign
19 November 2005
Footprints in the Sand
Footprints in the Sand
19 November 2005
Don’t sweat it.
Don’t sweat it.
17 November 2005
If I had a hammer...
If I had a hammer...
16 November 2005
Fire & Ice
Fire & Ice
15 November 2005
Hell froze over
Hell froze over
15 November 2005
Lesson Learned
Lesson Learned
14 November 2005
Fart Proudly
Fart Proudly
13 November 2005
Same Old Sunday
Same Old Sunday
12 November 2005
Stagnant Saturday
Stagnant Saturday
11 November 2005
Forlorn Friday
Forlorn Friday
10 November 2005
Threadbare Thursday
Threadbare Thursday
09 November 2005
World-Weary Wednesday
World-Weary Wednesday
08 November 2005
Tedium Tuesday
Tedium Tuesday
07 November 2005
Mundane Monday
Mundane Monday
07 November 2005
Public Service Announcement
Public Service Announcement
06 November 2005
Midnight Rambler
Midnight Rambler
06 November 2005
A late delivery...
A late delivery...
04 November 2005
Haven’t I seen this before?
Haven’t I seen this before?
03 November 2005
Twinkle, twinkle...
Twinkle, twinkle...
02 November 2005
Geese get me down
Geese get me down
01 November 2005
If you feel a breeze...
If you feel a breeze...
31 October 2005
Now gimme some damn candy!
Now gimme some damn candy!
30 October 2005
Memory Lane
Memory Lane
29 October 2005
Zzzzzzzz...
Zzzzzzzz...
28 October 2005
Wah wah wah...
Wah wah wah...
26 October 2005
I spoke too soon...
I spoke too soon...
25 October 2005
This entry is lame, and the doctor didn’t help
This entry is lame, and the doctor didn’t help
24 October 2005
He is upset again...
He is upset again...
23 October 2005
Ramble, ramble, ramble.
Ramble, ramble, ramble.
22 October 2005
Free association ($80 per hour)
Free association ($80 per hour)
22 October 2005
The table near the toilets, please
The table near the toilets, please
20 October 2005
An Unrelated Thing
An Unrelated Thing
19 October 2005
Space Monkey
Space Monkey
18 October 2005
Freakybaby
Freakybaby
17 October 2005
Metaphor for Miami
Metaphor for Miami
16 October 2005
Nosferat-shoes
Nosferat-shoes
15 October 2005
Sleep-monkey
Sleep-monkey
14 October 2005
Lowbrow, highbrow, unibrow
Lowbrow, highbrow, unibrow
13 October 2005
Nothing to see here...
Nothing to see here...
11 October 2005
One in four wins!
One in four wins!
10 October 2005
Don’t try to make sense of it...
Don’t try to make sense of it...
9 October 2005
Sunday, boring Sunday
Sunday, boring Sunday
08 October 2005
Gentle on my mind...
Gentle on my mind...
06 October 2005
Zig, zag, zug.
Zig, zag, zug.
05 October 2005
Short, like my temper
Short, like my temper
04 October 2005
That run-down feeling
That run-down feeling
03 October 2005
My Blahg
My Blahg
03 October 2005
Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard
01 October 2005
Bittersweet Symphony
Bittersweet Symphony
29 September 2005
Not a bad night
Not a bad night
28 September 2005
Booooooring...
Booooooring...
27 September 2005
This, That, & The Other
This, That, & The Other
27 September 2005
Just another maniac Monday
Just another maniac Monday
26 September 2005
Weekend Lost
Weekend Lost
24 September 2005
Compulsory entry
Compulsory entry
23 September 2005
mea culpa...
mea culpa...
22 September 2005
Random Stuff
Random Stuff
21 September 2005
My Girl Scouting Daze
My Girl Scouting Daze
21 September 2005
Ode to Bobbi Jean
Ode to Bobbi Jean
19 September 2005
Texas Sucks (reprise)
Texas Sucks (reprise)
18 September 2005
Cat tails...
Cat tails...
17 September 2005
Starts with an X...
Starts with an X...
16 September 2005
Don’t ask; don’t tell
16 September 2005
Yes, you... in the back...
You have a question?
Yes, you... in the back...
You have a question?
15 September 2005
The Answer Man Part Deux
The Answer Man Part Deux
14 September 2005
Mom-on-Roof Answer #1!
Mom-on-Roof Answer #1!
14 September 2005
Q&A
Q&A
13 September 2005
Scenes from my day
Scenes from my day
11 September 2005
Enter when ready.
Enter when ready.
10 September 2005
Tag, I am it
Tag, I am it
09 September 2005
A life... What is that?
A life... What is that?
08 September 2005
My New Orleans Story Part 3
My New Orleans Story Part 3
26 August 2005
Moving Day!
Moving Day!
26 August 2005
The Pat Robertson
Christian Joke Book
The Pat Robertson
Christian Joke Book
17 August 2005
Reading way into things...
Reading way into things...
16 August 2005
A Folk Tale, Yo.
A Folk Tale, Yo.
15 August 2005
A little hodgepodge
A little hodgepodge
14 August 2005
Tasty and tasteless
Tasty and tasteless
13 August 2005
Digging through the ruins...
Digging through the ruins...
09 August 2005
Just... just shut up. Please?
Just... just shut up. Please?
08 August 2005
Acey Doocey
Acey Doocey
07 August 2005
My Life in Pictures
My Life in Pictures
07 August 2005
Googlisms: Saru
Googlisms: Saru
06 August 2005
Happy happy
Happy happy
05 August 2005
Excuses, excuses...
Excuses, excuses...
04 August 2005
Babble babble babble
Babble babble babble
04 August 2005
E-mail Tirade 2
E-mail Tirade 2
03 August 2005
E-mail Tirade 1
E-mail Tirade 1
03 August 2005
Answers to the
25 Most Difficult Job
Interview Questions
Answers to the
25 Most Difficult Job
Interview Questions
02 August 2005
So much for my career
in graphic design.
So much for my career
in graphic design.
31 July 2005
I suppose he is not a
total dumbass, either?
I suppose he is not a
total dumbass, either?
31 July 2005
Sad little one-liner
Sad little one-liner
29 July 2005
We Blow
We Blow
29 July 2005
Please do not tap
on the glass
Please do not tap
on the glass
29 July 2005
Thought Experiment
Thought Experiment
28 July 2005
Living in the corpus callosum
Living in the corpus callosum
27 July 2005
Calling Dr. Freud...
Calling Dr. Freud...
27 July 2005
Ponderisms answered
Ponderisms answered
27 July 2005
Celebrity look-alikes?
Celebrity look-alikes?
26 July 2005
You know, you could just
change the channel...
You know, you could just
change the channel...
25 July 2005
The "What I Hate" Meme
The "What I Hate" Meme
24 July 2005
Einstein was probably
funnier in real life
Einstein was probably
funnier in real life
23 July 2005
Jesus and the Grim Reaper
Jesus and the Grim Reaper
22 July 2005
Jesus loves Starbucks
Jesus loves Starbucks
21 July 2005
Celebrity voices
impersonated
Celebrity voices
impersonated
20 July 2005
On the Street Where
YouLive Work
On the Street Where
You
17 July 2005
Vision Quest
Vision Quest
17 July 2005
Three Stupid Things
Three Stupid Things
17 July 2005
Oh, I believe in God...
but does God believe in me?
Oh, I believe in God...
but does God believe in me?
13 July 2005
1-800-FUN-2-BITCH
1-800-FUN-2-BITCH
12 July 2005
Curmudgeon (n) - a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas. See also: Me
Curmudgeon (n) - a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas. See also: Me
09 July 2005
At least it is not
Lawrence Welk
At least it is not
Lawrence Welk
07 July 2005
Indecisive in the Key of A
Indecisive in the Key of A
06 July 2005
mizaru, kikazaru, iwazaru
mizaru, kikazaru, iwazaru
30 June 2005
Godot? He caught an earlier flight.
Godot? He caught an earlier flight.
28 June 2005
I am just ribbin ya. Not.
I am just ribbin ya. Not.
27 June 2005
We are all renters.
We are all renters.
26 June 2005
From the Annals of Assholery
From the Annals of Assholery
24 June 2005
Shave and a haircut...
Shave and a haircut...
24 June 2005
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
16 June 2005
Mystery Monkey
Mystery Monkey
14 June 2005
Tinkerer, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor
Tinkerer, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor
13 June 2005
Bad Mood and Hoochies
Bad Mood and Hoochies
12 June 2005
Geekiness, a Shameless
Plug, and a Picture
Geekiness, a Shameless
Plug, and a Picture
11 June 2005
Sometimes a cigar is just
a cigar. But sometimes...?
Sometimes a cigar is just
a cigar. But sometimes...?
11 June 2005
They are melting my brain...
They are melting my brain...
09 June 2005
A Picture
A Picture
09 June 2005
A Rant at 3 a.m.
(Please, I am very tired)
A Rant at 3 a.m.
(Please, I am very tired)
08 June 2005
Ocular Orb of
the Panthera tigris
Ocular Orb of
the Panthera tigris
06 June 2005
Who is the big winner?
Who is the big winner?
05 June 2005
Conspiracy Theory
Conspiracy Theory
05 June 2005
I did not have a thing to wear
I did not have a thing to wear
02 June 2005
This entry is a bit sketchy...
This entry is a bit sketchy...
01 June 2005
Next time,
read the schedule...
Next time,
read the schedule...
01 June 2005
Off the Mark
Off the Mark
31 May 2005
It is a good thing I still
have that spare tire
It is a good thing I still
have that spare tire
30 May 2005
Wow, my mood sucks today
Wow, my mood sucks today
29 May 2005
Why so mopey, you ask?
Why so mopey, you ask?
20 May 2005
Is this what they
mean by "data dump"?
Is this what they
mean by "data dump"?
18 May 2005
Making MY dissatisfaction
available to everybody!
Making MY dissatisfaction
available to everybody!
18 May 2005
And I am not lion...
And I am not lion...
18 May 2005
A Bedtime Story
A Bedtime Story
17 May 2005
Did not mean to bug you...
Did not mean to bug you...
16 May 2005
Monday, Ugly Monday
Monday, Ugly Monday
16 May 2005
Dear Diary...
Dear Diary...
11 May 2005
We Rock (in that
easy listening way)
We Rock (in that
easy listening way)
10 May 2005
Conversations at Work
Conversations at Work
10 May 2005
This Entry Makes No Sense
This Entry Makes No Sense
10 May 2005
WeAre Were Experiencing
Technical Difficulties
We
Technical Difficulties
09 May 2005
Besides, I have nothing more to add...
Besides, I have nothing more to add...
09 May 2005
Memórias de Brasil
Memórias de Brasil
07 May 2005
Pomme de terre de divan
Pomme de terre de divan
06 May 2005
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
06 May 2005
Fugly
Fugly
05 May 2005
Cinco de Monkey
Cinco de Monkey
05 May 2005
Following your bliss
Following your bliss
04 May 2005
International House
of Saru-San
International House
of Saru-San
04 May 2005
Just like a piñata...
without the hitting
Just like a piñata...
without the hitting
04 May 2005
Everything I Need to Know
I Learned on Google
Everything I Need to Know
I Learned on Google
04 May 2005
Because they are so vibrant?
Because they are so vibrant?
03 May 2005
Wait a minute... Yesterday
was not my birthday!
Wait a minute... Yesterday
was not my birthday!
01 May 2005
My Pal Morpheus
My Pal Morpheus
28 April 2005
Family Matters
Family Matters
22 April 2005
Sorry. This time...
I really had nothing
Sorry. This time...
I really had nothing
19 April 2005
I think I rubbed
her the wrong way...
I think I rubbed
her the wrong way...
19 April 2005
Baby with bathwater...
Baby with bathwater...
17 April 2005
March of Dimes
March of Dimes
12 April 2005
Random thoughts before
getting on a plane
Random thoughts before
getting on a plane
11 April 2005
Escape into LA
Escape into LA
10 April 2005
If you do not have something nice to say, show pictures
If you do not have something nice to say, show pictures
10 April 2005
What I love about Sunday
What I love about Sunday
09 April 2005
Uh, what is with
the new look?
Uh, what is with
the new look?
09 April 2005
Loopholes
Loopholes
08 April 2005
More kvetching
(gezhundheit)
More kvetching
(gezhundheit)
06 April 2005
Heh heh heh...
I said Boobies!
Heh heh heh...
I said Boobies!
05 April 2005
One fish, two fish
red fish, blew fish
One fish, two fish
red fish, blew fish
04 April 2005
Expired Dreams
Expired Dreams
25 March 2005
The Inevitable Terri
Schiavo Entry
The Inevitable Terri
Schiavo Entry
17 March 2005
And then your brain
gets all swiss-cheesed
And then your brain
gets all swiss-cheesed
16 March 2005
Sappy and the Sap
Sappy and the Sap
16 March 2005
You call this a "Career"?
You call this a "Career"?
15 March 2005
If you tie the end down,
it will not flop around so much
If you tie the end down,
it will not flop around so much
15 March 2005
Chairman of the Bored
Chairman of the Bored
12 March 2005
The Meaning of Life?
The Meaning of Life?
10 March 2005
If you cannot say something nice... just babble.
If you cannot say something nice... just babble.
09 March 2005
It could be worse
(but I do not see how)
It could be worse
(but I do not see how)
07 March 2005
Do Not Operate Heavy
Equipment While Reading
This Entry
Do Not Operate Heavy
Equipment While Reading
This Entry
04 March 2005
Brain Farts
Brain Farts
03 March 2005
Evening Constitutional
Evening Constitutional
02 March 2005
Exhibit E
Exhibit E
02 March 2005
Exhibit D
Exhibit D
02 March 2005
Exhibit C
Exhibit C
01 March 2005
Exhibit B(2)
Exhibit B(2)
01 March 2005
Exhibit B(1)
Exhibit B(1)
01 March 2005
Hoof and Mouth Disease
Hoof and Mouth Disease
28 February 2005
Where in the World...?
Where in the World...?
28 February 2005
Exhibit A
Exhibit A
27 February 2005
Because sometimes you
just don't feel like it
Because sometimes you
just don't feel like it
27 February 2005
I am officially a geek
I am officially a geek
24 February 2005
From the mouths of babes
From the mouths of babes
16 February 2005
Bad news and...
well, just bad news
Bad news and...
well, just bad news
28 January 2005
So Sad, Dad Bad
So Sad, Dad Bad
23 January 2005
A Good Reason I Should
Not Be in Advertising
A Good Reason I Should
Not Be in Advertising
23 January 2005
Curses! Foiled again!
Curses! Foiled again!
22 January 2005
What time is it?
What time is it?
22 January 2005
More Monkey Business
More Monkey Business
21 January 2005
The Tortoise and...
the Hippo?
The Tortoise and...
the Hippo?
21 January 2005
Galaxymonkey!
Galaxymonkey!
21 January 2005
Chicago, My Kind of Town
Chicago, My Kind of Town
21 January 2005
The Cat is in the Cradle
The Cat is in the Cradle
21 January 2005
Please do not be cross
with me... Get it?
That is a joke, son!
Please do not be cross
with me... Get it?
That is a joke, son!
21 January 2005
Birthday Exodus
Birthday Exodus
13 January 2005
Define "Unacceptable"
Define "Unacceptable"
12 January 2005
Guess who is coming
to dinner...
Guess who is coming
to dinner...
11 January 2005
Biblioaddiction
Biblioaddiction
10 January 2005
Coffee Talk
Coffee Talk
09 January 2005
Hey, kid, your mama
dresses you funny!
Hey, kid, your mama
dresses you funny!
09 January 2005
Dinner and a Movie
Dinner and a Movie
08 January 2005
I’m Not Lion
I’m Not Lion
07 January 2005
You can’t fire me! I... uh...
Actually, I guess you can
You can’t fire me! I... uh...
Actually, I guess you can
06 January 2005
A Graphic was Needed Here
A Graphic was Needed Here
06 January 2005
Sleep Deprivation
Sleep Deprivation
06 January 2005
Like ships that pass
in the night
Like ships that pass
in the night
06 January 2005
Bug off
Bug off
05 January 2005
No one is there...
No one is there...
04 January 2005
Pathetic-logical
Pathetic-logical
03 January 2005
Mental Observations
Mental Observations
03 January 2005
Tickle, tickle, tickle
Tickle, tickle, tickle
03 January 2005
Little Black Bookman,
BEWARE
Little Black Bookman,
BEWARE
03 January 2005
Christmas Crackers
Christmas Crackers
03 January 2005
A First-Person Report
from the Tsunami
A First-Person Report
from the Tsunami
02 January 2005
Dream Friends
Dream Friends
02 January 2005
Someone build this...
Someone build this...
02 January 2005
A Dream Sequence
A Dream Sequence
02 January 2005
Love, Love, Love...
Love, Love, Love...
01 January 2005
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
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