26 December 2006
Traditions
Traditions
24 December 2006
The Worm Has Turned
The Worm Has Turned
22 December 2006
The early bird gets the worm
The early bird gets the worm
16 December 2006
From the Universe to Me
From the Universe to Me
15 December 2006
If I was John and You were Yoko
If I was John and You were Yoko
14 December 2006
Rainbows and Unicorns
Rainbows and Unicorns
13 December 2006
International Man of Misery
International Man of Misery
07 December 2006
Die Schneebar
Die Schneebar
06 December 2006
The Christmas Party
The Christmas Party
05 December 2006
Home again home again
Home again home again
30 November 2006
Now with less swearing
Now with less swearing
29 November 2006
New York New York
New York New York
28 November 2006
Back from the dead
Back from the dead
26 October 2006
Wrong turn at Cucamonga
Wrong turn at Cucamonga
25 October 2006
Free Willy 2
Free Willy 2
25 October 2006
The Story of the Truck Driver
The Story of the Truck Driver
25 October 2006
Road Trip Part Sei
Road Trip Part Sei
24 October 2006
Road Trip Part Cinque
Road Trip Part Cinque
23 October 2006
Road Trip Part Quattro
Road Trip Part Quattro
20 October 2006
Road Trip Intermission
Road Trip Intermission
19 October 2006
Road Trip Part Tre
Road Trip Part Tre
18 October 2006
Road Trip Part Due
Road Trip Part Due
17 October 2006
Road Trip Part Uno
Road Trip Part Uno
12 October 2006
Unlike me this entry is going nowhere
Unlike me this entry is going nowhere
11 October 2006
Only one day left
Only one day left
10 October 2006
Moving Day blah blah blah
Moving Day blah blah blah
9 October 2006
Down to the wire
Down to the wire
27 September 2006
Time is running out
Time is running out
26 September 2006
My tongue in my cheek
My tongue in my cheek
24 September 2006
The Last Party of The Summer
The Last Party of The Summer
18 September 2006
My life in pictures
My life in pictures
16 September 2006
Number one with a bullet
Number one with a bullet
08 September 2006
In other news
In other news
06 September 2006
My exciting evening
My exciting evening
05 September 2006
I am not sure this is even a real entry
I am not sure this is even a real entry
04 September 2006
Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping
Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping
03 September 2006
Feralization is not a word
Feralization is not a word
30 August 2006
My point is at the end
My point is at the end
29 August 2006
Three bits of gobshite
Three bits of gobshite
28 August 2006
Player haters yo
Player haters yo
27 August 2006
A Perfect Storm
A Perfect Storm
26 August 2006
I never had this problem up north
I never had this problem up north
24 August 2006
Torn
Torn
21 August 2006
The third law does not apply here
The third law does not apply here
21 August 2006
California swan song
California swan song
20 August 2006
Sunday was so Hollywood
Sunday was so Hollywood
19 August 2006
More of my damned road trip
More of my damned road trip
16 August 2006
North by Northwest
North by Northwest
14 August 2006
Airport ramblings
Airport ramblings
13 August 2006
A day in San Diego
A day in San Diego
10 August 2006
This IS a confession
This IS a confession
9 August 2006
This is not a confession
This is not a confession
28 July 2006
Stockholm, Texas
Stockholm, Texas
28 July 2006
red sky at night
red sky at night
25 July 2006
This one has footnotes
This one has footnotes
21 July 2006
Some random thinkings
Some random thinkings
20 July 2006
what i would do
what i would do
18 July 2006
he rambles like this sometimes
he rambles like this sometimes
16 July 2006
a shopping trip
a shopping trip
14 July 2006
it was a sign
it was a sign
12 July 2006
click click
click click
11 July 2006
You can call me Riley because I am riled up
You can call me Riley because I am riled up
10 July 2006
Rich man Poor man
Rich man Poor man
09 July 2006
Still on the run
Still on the run
09 July 2006
4375 words
4375 words
08 July 2006
fireworks
fireworks
04 July 2006
a swamp thing
a swamp thing
03 July 2006
the reason
the reason
02 July 2006
I both bitch AND moan
I both bitch AND moan
30 June 2006
I have a headache
I have a headache
29 June 2006
a long and dull rant
a long and dull rant
28 June 2006
the visitor
the visitor
27 June 2006
Like an Afterschool Special
Like an Afterschool Special
26 June 2006
Pay me no attention please
Pay me no attention please
26 June 2006
Trying to plug in again
Trying to plug in again
15 June 2006
unplugged
unplugged
2006-06-13
filling in a gap
filling in a gap
10 June 2006
This is not about anything
This is not about anything
08 June 2006
Rue the Day
Rue the Day
07 June 2006
A little nonsense before leaving work today
A little nonsense before leaving work today
07 June 2006
A throwaway entry
A throwaway entry
06 June 2006
Lots of words signifying nothing
Lots of words signifying nothing
2006-06-05
at least she laughed
at least she laughed
2006-06-05
kiwi flavored jelly
kiwi flavored jelly
04 June 2006
Face the facts
Face the facts
2006-06-02
We are one
We are one
01 June 2006
Bad day Good day
Bad day Good day
30 May 2006
Dizzy and a blonde
Dizzy and a blonde
29 May 2006
The Grouch
The Grouch
28 May 2006
Saru-San was here
Saru-San was here
28 May 2006
As I predicted
As I predicted
2006-05-27
Breaking news
Breaking news
26 May 2006
Boo-ray Update
Boo-ray Update
2006-05-26
Boo-ray
Boo-ray
25 May 2006
insects in sex and stuff
insects in sex and stuff
24 May 2006
GiddyUp
GiddyUp
2006-05-24
not really though
not really though
2006-05-21
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
2006-05-21
This is a generic title
This is a generic title
2006-05-18
A list of sorts
A list of sorts
17 May 2006
Long distance living
Long distance living
15 May 2006
Is there a mystery here
Is there a mystery here
14 May 2006
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila Mockingbird
14 May 2006
Girls are mean
Girls are mean
13 May 2006
The Weekend
The Weekend
12 May 2006
Foot in Mouth II
Foot in Mouth II
12 May 2006
just a bit of nonsense
just a bit of nonsense
10 May 2006
Asparagus
Asparagus
9 May 2006
I am so bored
I am so bored
07 May 2006
Things I did not need
Things I did not need
06 May 2006
Rainy day
Rainy day
05 May 2006
Four for Cinco
Four for Cinco
04 May 2006
That kind of day
That kind of day
04 May 2006
Rambling man
Rambling man
03 May 2006
Early to bed Early demise
Early to bed Early demise
02 May 2006
My 600th Entry
My 600th Entry
01 May 2006
Three Things
Three Things
30 April 2006
The Arrhythmics
The Arrhythmics
29 April 2006
The Alms Bank is closed
The Alms Bank is closed
29 April 2006
But it is also a day off
But it is also a day off
29 April 2006
An Off Day
An Off Day
28 April 2006
Roger wilco
Roger wilco
27 April 2006
Waning psychosis
Waning psychosis
27 April 2006
To market to market
To market to market
25 April 2006
Chicago Scenes
Chicago Scenes
25 April 2006
Faces of Andersonville
Faces of Andersonville
25 April 2006
So totally not funny
So totally not funny
25 April 2006
Make it stop
Make it stop
24 April 2006
Because you asked
Because you asked
24 April 2006
On the street where you live
On the street where you live
24 April 2006
Dream a little dream
Dream a little dream
24 April 2006
My So-Called Life
My So-Called Life
23 April 2006
Here is what I think of you
Here is what I think of you
23 April 2006
To Bee or Not To Bee
To Bee or Not To Bee
21 April 2006
An entry while stranded at the airport
An entry while stranded at the airport
20 April 2006
An E-mail Update
An E-mail Update
19 April 2006
Airport Report
Airport Report
19 April 2006
Burning a path to the sea
Burning a path to the sea
17 April 2006
Ten Ways I Am Like a Monkey
Ten Ways I Am Like a Monkey
17 April 2006
If wishes were fishes...
If wishes were fishes...
15 April 2006
Theater Night
Theater Night
15 April 2006
William Shakespam
William Shakespam
14 April 2006
Addendum on Brownsville
Addendum on Brownsville
12 April 2006
A heck of a job, Brownsville
A heck of a job, Brownsville
09 April 2006
Time is Monkey
Time is Monkey
08 April 2006
Losing My Religion
Losing My Religion
07 April 2006
An entry that could Dooce me
An entry that could Dooce me
06 April 2006
Calling all asteroids
Calling all asteroids
05 April 2006
Four things
Four things
03 April 2006
4 Erratic Entries
4 Erratic Entries
02 April 2006
A Wasted Day
A Wasted Day
01 April 2006
More monkeys
More monkeys
01 April 2006
Rat Packing
Rat Packing
30 March 2006
Mishmash Medley
Mishmash Medley
29 March 2006
Austin Weekend - Part 2
Austin Weekend - Part 2
27 March 2006
Austin Weekend - Part 1
Austin Weekend - Part 1
24 March 2006
Yeah, he mentions the damned balls again
Yeah, he mentions the damned balls again
22 March 2006
DreamBox
DreamBox
20 March 2006
Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
19 March 2006
Rain and Rant
Rain and Rant
16 March 2006
A Rant and some other stuff
A Rant and some other stuff
15 March 2006
This one is mostly about my balls
This one is mostly about my balls
12 March 2006
Saint Patrick (celebrated)
Saint Patrick (celebrated)
12 March 2006
At The Max
At The Max
6 February 2006
She Hates Me
She Fucking Hates Me
She Hates Me
She Fucking Hates Me
12 March 2006
That is where the expression Birdbrain comes from
That is where the expression Birdbrain comes from
9 March 2006
DEFCON 2
DEFCON 2
07 September 2005
My New Orleans Story - Part 2
My New Orleans Story - Part 2
06 September 2005
My New Orleans Story - Part 1
My New Orleans Story - Part 1
05 September 2005
I, uh... got nuthin.
I, uh... got nuthin.
04 September 2005
Synchronicity
Synchronicity
03 September 2005
Clarification on the last entry
Clarification on the last entry
02 September 2005
NEWS FLASH!
NEWS FLASH!
01 September 2005
Good, Bad, Ugly
Good, Bad, Ugly
30 August 2005
Matters of Life and Death
Matters of Life and Death
28 August 2005
Sleep, Flowers, Canada
Sleep, Flowers, Canada
20 August 2005
Apologies in advance for this lame entry
Apologies in advance for this lame entry
19 August 2005
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
08 March 2006
This is not a retraction
This is not a retraction
07 March 2006
Who is the pathetic one, here?
Who is the pathetic one, here?
03 March 2006
Like flies on...
Like flies on...
02 March 2006
Life could be a dream...
Life could be a dream...
02 March 2006
Yawn!
Yawn!
28 February 2006
Out of Sorts
Out of Sorts
27 February 2006
What is this even about?
What is this even about?
27 February 2006
Fat Tuesday
Fat Tuesday
26 February 2006
The DFW Mardi Gras
The DFW Mardi Gras
26 February 2006
It was the breast of times,
It was the worst of times
It was the breast of times,
It was the worst of times
23 February 2006
Hat Day & Box Head!
Hat Day & Box Head!
22 February 2006
Building an Office Blind
Building an Office Blind
22 February 2006
Saru, leave those kids alone!
Saru, leave those kids alone!
21 February 2006
Shut up, Whitney Houston.
Shut up, Whitney Houston.
19 February 2006
Open & Shut
Open & Shut
19 February 2006
A disappointment with destiny
A disappointment with destiny
17 February 2006
Freezing the balls off a brass monkey
Freezing the balls off a brass monkey
16 February 2006
Trying not to think about it...
Trying not to think about it...
16 February 2006
Sunrise, Sunset
Sunrise, Sunset
15 February 2006
Crapswagen
Crapswagen
11 February 2006
Def Spam Poetry
Def Spam Poetry
10 February 2006
Two Rants
Two Rants
09 February 2006
I was (done) wrong
I was (done) wrong
08 February 2006
Coming full circle
Coming full circle
07 February 2006
So close...
So close...
06 February 2006
One before bed
One before bed
05 February 2006
Fake believe
Fake believe
05 February 2006
Crash!!!
Crash!!!
04 February 2006
The Weekend.
The Weekend.
01 February 2006
Brazil nuts
Brazil nuts
31 January 2006
Rock on
Rock on
30 January 2006
Complaint Letter
Complaint Letter
29 January 2006
About last night
About last night
27 January 2006
Weird Habits
Weird Habits
26 January 2006
Me Talk Stupid
Me Talk Stupid
25 January 2006
Addendum
Addendum
24 January 2006
Let’s Give Them Nothing to Talk About
Let’s Give Them Nothing to Talk About
23 January 2006
The iPod Oracle
The iPod Oracle
22 January 2006
Monkey in the Mirror
Monkey in the Mirror
21 January 2006
I am the walrus
I am the walrus
19 January 2006
Lunchtime Update
Lunchtime Update
18 January 2006
An Entry about Nothing
An Entry about Nothing
17 January 2006
A Guest Entry
A Guest Entry
16 January 2006
Basically a Non-Entry
Basically a Non-Entry
15 January 2006
Yippee-Ki-Yay!
Yippee-Ki-Yay!
14 January 2006
Never Mind
Never Mind
13 January 2006
Truncated and Late
Truncated and Late
12 January 2006
Helter Skelter
Helter Skelter
11 January 2006
The Tao of Saru
The Tao of Saru
10 January 2006
Saru-San: Origins!
Saru-San: Origins!
09 January 2006
De-Lurking (not De-Lousing)
De-Lurking (not De-Lousing)
09 January 2006
Unposted Entry #4
Unposted Entry #4
08 January 2006
Unposted Entry #3
Unposted Entry #3
08 January 2006
Unposted Entry #2
Unposted Entry #2
08 January 2006
Unposted Entry #1
Unposted Entry #1
05 January 2006
Come on, babe, follow me...
Come on, babe, follow me...
04 January 2006
That Darn Cat
That Darn Cat
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