From my toilet to your ears
When will I ever learn that jokes are not funny?
I make one little joke about the filthy birds outside my office window threatening my health and safety with untold plagues, and I wake up the next morning spewing from every orifice. (Well, not every orifice. Nothing came out my ears, for example.) I managed to get into work, but that lasted all of a couple of hours before I decided to take my bubonic self home. I even had every best intention of bringing home my computer and working from the sofa, but, as they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions (although in reality, it's paved with asphalt, except the part near the fifth circle, which is still mostly dirt road on account of all the slothful get sent there.)
I don't so much mind losing a day since sleep is one of my favorite hobbies, but it would have been nice to get my apartment cleaned up today. Zeeba is coming in this weekend and my place looks like the end of the universe, assuming that the end of the universe has socks and underwear on the floor.
Fortunately for me, my immune system tends to clear up any unpleasantness within a day or two, so I expect to be fully recovered by Saturday for my buddy Johnny K's annual Spanferkel, which, if this were a standardized aptitude test could appear in the following analogy:
Wisconsin is to Spanferkel as
Arkansas is to...
Traveling reptile shows!
For only $2, you can marvel at over 1500 pounds of brute strength! Estimated to be over 100 years old! There's a Giant American Alligator and a Giant African Crocodile, plus snakes and turtles and God only knows what other reptilian beasts contained within the walls of these trailers as Danny England presents International Attractions: The World's Largest Traveling Reptile Show! And they are all alive! Wow!
We didn't bother going in, because if you've seen one hundred year old reptile, you've seen me, naked, and that surely ain't worth no two bucks. But it just warms the cockles of my heart knowing that these trailers full of reptiles are roaming the countryside.
Yeah. Well, sorry for the crappy entry. I blame the birds.
And I hope this thing clears up soon.
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