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He REALLY loved hats

I'm not sure what it is about my apartment, but as soon as I step foot in it I become overwhelmed by an intense desire to sleep, like I'm Rip Van freakin' Winkle or like I just walked through the poppy fields of Oz (which, if I understand the story correctly, are located in or around Winkie Country, which was ruled by the Wicked Witch of the West before Dorothy gave her a bath. Winkle, Winkie... coincidence? Maybe I need to check my winkle, or my winkie or something. Yeah.)

At any rate (up to and including 186,282.397 miles per second but no more, because then we start running into temporal difficulties) I go home all full of vim and vigor, get out of my work clothes and drop onto my couch, and the next thing I know I'm studying the inside of my eyelids.

For the record, this is what the inside of my eyelids looks like:

So instead of doing anything productive with my evening, I end up stumbling around as though someone slipped me a Mickey, or I had a stroke, or my brain came unplugged. Fortunately, the unplugged brain makes it easy for me to trick myself into believing I'll eventually accomplish some small task, like updating here, and I end up bringing my computer to bed and falling asleep on it after typing something ridiculous like, "Skippy was a dog who loved hats."

Skippy. A hat-loving dog. What the hell kind of update is that?

And while we're on the subject, what the hell kind of update is this? Jesus Michael! Phone it in, much?

Stay tuned. A real update must be forthcoming. Right?

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